I Spy … A Paranoid Orange Menace

(Washington, DC — March 5, 2017) – Your illegitimate presidential administration is barely six weeks old. You find your handpicked staff producing scandal after scandal after scandal. What’s the best thing to do? Invent a new, totally fictitious scandal! Wiretappgate seems to be the latest installment of the Donald Trump (R-NY) Show, as Chancellor Squirrelhead…

Hate Still Great as Trump Administration Begins

(Cincinnati, OH — January 23, 2017) – During his inaugural address, Donald Trump (R-NY) spoke of “no fear” and putting “America first.” This apparently applies only to a select few of the 330,000,000 people living in the United States. For the rest of America’s citizenry, living under fear, thanks largely to Chancellor Squirrelhead’s major supporters…

For What Else Can the GOP Blame Obama? Pearl Harbor!

(Honolulu, HI — December 7, 2016) – Americans today solemnly reflected on the 75th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Well, most Americans. The surprise attack on that Sunday morning in 1941 drew the United States into World War II. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt (D-NY) referred to December 7, 1941, as “a date…

Trump’s Top Advisors Represent the Cream of the Racist Crop

(New York, NY — November 17, 2016) – One might think the surprises would have ended a week ago with the declaration of Donald Trump (R-NY) as President-Elect of the United States. As Squirrelhead Donald would say: “WRONG!” As his cabinet takes shape – in spite of spirited infighting and purging – it seems that…

Obama is an American, Trump Declares

(Washington, DC) — September 16, 2016 – “President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period.” With those ten words, Donald Trump (R-NY), King of the Birthers, the Trumpist Brownshirts, and the Deplorables, today admitted for the first time that President Obama (D-IL) is indeed a legitimate, American-born citizen. There’s been no word yet…

Latest Trump Accusations Violate Space-Time

(Washington, DC — August 3, 2016) – Long before he declared his candidacy for POTUS, Donald Trump (R-NY) was a pro at spreading lies and rumors. But he’s now apparently figured out how to lie while defying space-time as well. Squirrelhead Donald is the father of the Birthers – those who believe that President Obama…

Michelle Obama Determined to Change FLOTUS to POTUS

(Chicago, IL — April 1, 2016) – Fearing a total collapse in the Democratic ticket for the November election, First Lady Michelle Obama (D-IL) declared her candidacy for President of the United States today. Her announcement was seen as an immediate threat to Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) campaign, which has struggled mightily against the insurgent campaign…