Trump to Hillary: “Drop Dead!”

(Wilmington, NC – August 10, 2016) ‐ Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) yesterday gave the green light to his legions of Trumpist Brownshirts to assassinate Hillary Clinton (D-NY) if she, as president, did not legislate in ways that were favorable to them: “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks.…

Beating Around the Bush

(Miami, FL — June 15, 2015) – Bush 41 (George H.W. Bush). Bush 43 (George W. “Shrub” Bush). Could there be a Bush 45 in the country’s future? Banking on the notorious short-term memories of average, ordinary, everyday Americans, Bush (R-FL) today announced his candidacy for President of the United States. “He should have announced…

Operation Shazam! Expanded Against ISIS as Threat Grows

(Washington, DC) – On September 10, President Barack Obama (D-IL/Kenya) presented his case to average, ordinary, everyday Americans for attacking the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) (aka “Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL)” and “Islamic State (IS)” and “Al-Qaeda in Iraq”). The country – and the world – has used the…

Here’s the Story of a Man Named Brady

(Alexandria, VA) – James Brady, Ronald Reagan’s (R-CA) press secretary who took a bullet for the nation’s Commander-in-Chief in 1981, died today at age 73. Barely two months into his first term, Reagan was leaving the Washington Hilton on March 30, 1981, when John Hinckley, Jr. shot in Reagan’s direction. Reagan was injured, as were…

The School Shooting to Stop All School Shootings

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana (Littleton, CO) – Littleton and the rest of America quietly marked the 15th anniversary of the Columbine High School Massacre. At least, those who even remembered it was the anniversary. The incident, which put “school shootings” on the map for America,…

Another Shooting in the ‘Hood

(Fort Hood, TX) – This Texas army base found itself reeling again as it faced its second on-base shooting in the past five years. And, like all mass shootings in the United States, the cause is undergoing close examination, heavy scrutiny, and will likely be forgotten in a matter of weeks. Thirty-four-year-old Army Specialist Ivan…