Trump Budget Blueprint Steals from Meals on Wheels

(Arlington, VA — March 22, 2017) – The Trump 2018 Budget Blueprint will shift $54,000,000,000 from civilian programs to military spending, breaking the backs of the country’s middle-class and its most-needy. Neither Donald Trump (R-NY) nor the Republican-controlled Congress seems to care. “In providing tax breaks to corporations and the country’s millionaires and billionaires, the…

I Spy … A Paranoid Orange Menace

(Washington, DC — March 5, 2017) – Your illegitimate presidential administration is barely six weeks old. You find your handpicked staff producing scandal after scandal after scandal. What’s the best thing to do? Invent a new, totally fictitious scandal! Wiretappgate seems to be the latest installment of the Donald Trump (R-NY) Show, as Chancellor Squirrelhead…

Address the Gall

(West Palm Beach, FL — February 14, 2017) – On June 23, 2015, candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) rejected the notion of vacations, should he win the White House: “I would rarely leave the White House because there’s so much work to be done. I would not be a president who took vacations. I would not…

White House to California: Dam It!

(Washington, DC — February 13, 2017) – The danger posed from California’s Oroville Dam lessened a bit today, as the water level of Lake Oroville, about 75 miles north of Sacramento, dropped to allow everyone to take a step back from yesterday’s full-crisis mode. Reaction from the White House over the entire episode? Nothing. The…

Meshuga Atlanta Massacre Misinformation

(Atlanta, GA — February 9, 2017) – Believing he’s not already seen as an out-of-control, pathetic, lying hypocrite, Press Secretary of the Week Sean Spicer has added to the Trump (R-NY) administration’s lore of alternative facts by making up yet another domestic massacre in an attempt to scare the hell out of the American people.…

Monday Night Massacre

(Washington, DC — January 31, 2017) – Channeling President Richard Nixon (R-CA), Donald Trump (R-NY) fired Acting Attorney General Sally Yates last night. Meet the new crook, same as the old crook. On October 20, 1973, Nixon, neck-deep in the Watergate scandal, ordered the firing of Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox, who was acting against…

Voter Fraud Rampant at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

(Washington, DC — January 26, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) has been screaming about how massive voter fraud cost him the popular vote in Election 2016. He need no look no further than his Trump Transition Team of Terror (TTTT). At least six of Chancellor Squirrelhead’s closest confidants have been identified as being registered to…