War on the Press Waged by the Fourth Reich

(Washington, DC — February 25, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) barred several news outlets from attending an informal press briefing yesterday, taking yet another step towards controlling the nation’s news resources and further eroding the First Amendment. The list of attendees for the non-televised “gaggle” of reporters was closely controlled by Press Secretary of the…

Trump to Journalist: Plant Your Kippah-Wearing Keister

(Washington, DC — February 17, 2017) – At his press conference yesterday, Donald Trump (R-NY), went completely off the rails in claiming he is definitely, absolutely, positively not an anti-Semite. Bad news for Chancellor Squirrelhead: If you have to go out of your way to proclaim that you’re not an anti-Semite, it means you’re an…

A Taiwanese Parade We Did Nazi Coming

(Hsinchu City, Taiwan — December 28, 2016) – Students at Taiwan’s Hsinchu Kuang Fu High School chose to honor the school’s 62nd anniversary with a parade complete with uniforms, banners, and a bit of goose-stepping. For whatever reason, they did Nazi their choice would cause an international Führer. The theme – honoring Adolf Hitler –…

Editorial: Endorsement of Donald Trump

FLATLINE is proud to endorse Donald Trump (R-NY). But not for President of the United States of America. The list of fine, upstanding publications which have endorsed Squirrelhead Donald for POTUS is quite thin: the Antelope Valley Press (Palmdale, CA); the Florida Times-Union (Jacksonville, FL); the Las Vegas Review-Journal; the Santa Barbara News-Press; the St.…

Obama is an American, Trump Declares

(Washington, DC) — September 16, 2016 – “President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period.” With those ten words, Donald Trump (R-NY), King of the Birthers, the Trumpist Brownshirts, and the Deplorables, today admitted for the first time that President Obama (D-IL) is indeed a legitimate, American-born citizen. There’s been no word yet…

Editorial: A Potential Compromise on the Confederate Flag Conundrum

I believe the time is ripe for us to step back for a moment from the latest hysteria involving the latest Confederate flag controversy. Yes, what Dylann Roof did was morally repugnant and completely reprehensible, but he didn’t commit mass-murder because a Confederate flag told him to do so. He committed mass-murder because he’s a…

French Free Speech in the Crosshairs

(Paris, France — January 7, 2015) – Masked gunmen attacked the offices of French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo today, killing at least 12 and injuring an unknown number in this increasingly xenophobic country. While the motive for the attack may appear unclear at this time, the three alleged perpetrators – Said Kouachi (34), Chérif Kouachi…