Another Cryptic Message from Trump’s America

(Philadelphia, PA — February 27, 2017) – Cemetery vandalism and grave desecration is becoming a “norm” in this country. And for the second time in a week, the target was a Jewish cemetery. Just another bonus in Donald Trump’s (R-NY) America. Philadelphia’s Mount Carmel Cemetery had between 75 and 100 tombstones toppled on Saturday night.…

Refugee Crisis

(Washington, DC — January 27, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) today signed the death certificate for one of America’s most cherished premises: The welcoming of refugees from around the world in order to help them to escape persecution. The irony of Chancellor Squirrelhead, head of the Birthers, being so involved in a death certificate cannot…

First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

For Trump, “Winning” Means Alienating 40% of the Planet

(Columbia, SC — February 19, 2016) – For someone who wants to make a country “great” again by winning the Republican nomination, followed by the White House, Donald Trump (R-NY) continues to alienate large swaths of potential voting blocks. On Thursday, Pope Francis questioned the Christian faith of someone who would build walls between people.…

Americans Prepare to Say “See Ya!” to Scalia

(Marfa, TX — February 15, 2016) – Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, 79, was found dead at the Cibolo Creek Ranch resort here on Saturday, apparently from natural causes. His death brings to a close a 30-year career on the United States Supreme Court. It also means that the Art Modell Suite on the 14th…

Davis Free from Prison, Not Free to Deny Marriage Licenses

(Rowan County, KY — September 9, 2015) – After serving time in prison for defying Supreme Court precedent and not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples, Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis (D-KY) was freed yesterday. She was greeted by a throng of cheering supporters, including her second (and fourth) husband, Joe “Old Redneck Hillbilly” Davis,…

Church of Hypocrisy Alive and Well in KY

(Rowan County, KY — September 3, 2015) – Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis (D-KY) has been found in contempt of court, and now faces jail time, for defying Supreme Court precedent and not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Over the past few days, most of the public has come to find her contemptible. The…