Walker Walks Away from Election 2016

(Madison, WI — September 21, 2015) – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker (R-WI) has suspended his presidential campaign, ending a 71-day campaign which never really got off the ground. Walker’s exit means there are only 15 remaining Republicans – as well as five Democrats and one Independent – vying for the highest office in the land,…

Church of Hypocrisy Alive and Well in KY

(Rowan County, KY — September 3, 2015) – Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis (D-KY) has been found in contempt of court, and now faces jail time, for defying Supreme Court precedent and not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Over the past few days, most of the public has come to find her contemptible. The…

Beating Around the Bush

(Miami, FL — June 15, 2015) – Bush 41 (George H.W. Bush). Bush 43 (George W. “Shrub” Bush). Could there be a Bush 45 in the country’s future? Banking on the notorious short-term memories of average, ordinary, everyday Americans, Bush (R-FL) today announced his candidacy for President of the United States. “He should have announced…