Illegitimate SCOTUS Derby Ramps Up to a Full Gallop

(Washington, DC – July 9, 2018) — In a made-for-TV event rivaling LeBron James’ classless “The Decision” from July 8, 2010, Chancellor Squirrelhead will announce his pick to replace the retiring Supreme Court justice Anthony M. Kennedy tonight at 9:00pm ET. The announcement will represent one more step in Chancellor Squirrelhead’s dismantling of the nation,…

Trump Gives Transgender Soldiers a One-Fingered Salute

(Washington, DC — July 26, 2017) – A man who has never served one day in the United States military – and received four draft deferments during the Vietnam War while 58,000 of his fellow citizens fought and died between 1956 and 1975 – decided today to exclude a segment of America’s population from the…

First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

Trump to Hillary: “Drop Dead!”

(Wilmington, NC – August 10, 2016) ‐ Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) yesterday gave the green light to his legions of Trumpist Brownshirts to assassinate Hillary Clinton (D-NY) if she, as president, did not legislate in ways that were favorable to them: “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks.…

WV Lawmaker Asks Hillary How It’s Hangin’

(Charleston, WV — July 18, 2016) – After an 80-year absence, West Virginia Delegate Michael Folk (R-WV) apparently wants to re-introduce public hangings in the United States. And Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is first in line for the gallows. Speaking like a true Trumpist Brownshirt – or a frothing-at-the-mouth Tea Partyist – Folk recently spoke out…

A Negated New Year’s for Gaza

(Gaza City, Palestinian Territories — January 1, 2016) – Palestinians in the Gaza Strip were banned from celebrating the start of 2016 by their fanatical Islamic Fundamentalist overlords. Which century the rulers are living in is a matter for debate. Hamas, the Islamic Fundamentalist terrorist organization that took control of Gaza in 2006 issued the…