Trump Gives Transgender Soldiers a One-Fingered Salute

(Washington, DC — July 26, 2017) – A man who has never served one day in the United States military – and received four draft deferments during the Vietnam War while 58,000 of his fellow citizens fought and died between 1956 and 1975 – decided today to exclude a segment of America’s population from the…

First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…