Trump Gives Transgender Soldiers a One-Fingered Salute

(Washington, DC — July 26, 2017) – A man who has never served one day in the United States military – and received four draft deferments during the Vietnam War while 58,000 of his fellow citizens fought and died between 1956 and 1975 – decided today to exclude a segment of America’s population from the…

Tremendouscare a Tremendous Problem for Republicans

(Washington, DC — March 8, 2017) – Less than 48 hours after releasing the American Health Care Act, the legislation meant to “repeal and replace” Obamacare is on life-support. And its prognosis is bleak. On March 6, Congressional Republicans cheerfully released Tremendouscare – named for one of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) trademark sayings – to the…

In the Oval Office, Sofa So Good

(Washington, DC — March 2, 2017) – An advisor to Donald Trump (R-NY) found a new way to demean, degrade, and dehumanize the Office of the President of the United States. Given everything that’s taken place since January 20, that’s saying something. On February 27, Chancellor Squirrelhead hosted the leaders from the country’s Historically Black Colleges…

Trump’s Promises Short on Performance

(Washington, DC — February 20, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) today marked one month of being the Leader of the Free World. That’s no more comforting than it was a month ago. For sane Americans, it seems like years ago that Squirrelhead Donald became Chancellor Squirrelhead, the first illegitimate President of the United States. “It’s…

Trump to Journalist: Plant Your Kippah-Wearing Keister

(Washington, DC — February 17, 2017) – At his press conference yesterday, Donald Trump (R-NY), went completely off the rails in claiming he is definitely, absolutely, positively not an anti-Semite. Bad news for Chancellor Squirrelhead: If you have to go out of your way to proclaim that you’re not an anti-Semite, it means you’re an…

Trump to Journalist: Call for an Appointment

(Washington, DC — February 16, 2017) – At today’s press conference, Donald Trump (R-NY) went completely off the rails in thinking that a journalist could set up a meeting for him with a group of Congressmen. For the record, “no” is the correct answer. After claiming that he received a larger share of the African-American…

DeVos Schooled

(Washington, DC — February 10, 2017) – Inexperienced and incompetent Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos tried to make things “business as usual” on Day One of her new post. Apparently, she’s too inexperienced and incompetent to know that it just wasn’t going to happen. Her agenda called for a visit to a public school in…