American Carnage Terminated Thanks to Trump

(Washington, DC — January 22, 2017) – During his inaugural address, Donald Trump (R-NY) referenced the country’s “American carnage” and declared that it would end. Immediately. Mission accomplished. His “American carnage” reference will likely be one of the most-remembered quotes in inaugural address history: “This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.” The…

Trump’s Top Advisors Represent the Cream of the Racist Crop

(New York, NY — November 17, 2016) – One might think the surprises would have ended a week ago with the declaration of Donald Trump (R-NY) as President-Elect of the United States. As Squirrelhead Donald would say: “WRONG!” As his cabinet takes shape – in spite of spirited infighting and purging – it seems that…

Reince Priebus “Livid” at Trump – But Still Supports Him

(Washington, DC — August 3, 2016) – After days of negative news cycles regarding his party’s presidential candidate, Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus is said to be livid. Like he has a choice. The negative news cycle has been in full swing since last Thursday, when Khizr Khan, father of slain Army Captain Humayun…

A Not-So-Super Tuesday for the GOP Establishment

(Washington, DC — March 2, 2016) – On March 5, 1992, cartoonist Jeff Danziger of The Christian Science Monitor drew “The Tsongas Pronunciation Guide (A Random Tsample)” in honor of that year’s Super Tuesday contest. Playing on Senator Paul Tsongas’ (D-MA) name, he said that “Tsuper Tsuesday” was a “big deal in the Tsouth.” Super…

Cantor Can’t Comprehend or Counter Vote Count from Challenger

(Richmond, VA) – Over the past few weeks, the United States has witnessed several more school shootings. Extreme weather has threatened millions. Stemming from a severe car accident, comedian Tracy Morgan is in critical condition in a New Jersey hospital. And Iraq, where the country lost over 4,000 Americans in an attempt to give democracy…