Atlanta Burning

(Houston, TX — February 6, 2017) – The Atlanta Falcons suffered a 34-28 defeat yesterday at the hands of the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI. It looks like Atlanta’s punishment is just beginning. The historic Super Bowl featured the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history (25 points; New England was down 28-3) as…

Trump Advisor Who Predicted Patriots Victory is a Real Doll

(Washington, DC — January 22, 2017) – Much was made of The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway’s attire during the inauguration of Donald Trump (R-NY). Investigators are now checking to see if her outfit may have a link to yet another scandal for the National Football League’s (NFL) New England Patriots. The Patriots knocked off the Pittsburgh…

Cleveland Re-named and Ready for the No-Show

(July 17, 2016 — Nuremberg (formerly known as Cleveland), OH) – On May 23, the Belgian company Anheuser-Busch re-named its “Budweiser” beer, calling it “America” until the November 8 general election. Cleveland has decided to go with a temporary name change as well. For the four days of the Republican National Convention – July 18-21…