Ivanka Buy Some Stuff – But Not Her Stuff

(Washington, DC — February 11, 2017) – The “Trump” brand continued to sink in both value and respect as additional retailers decided to drop items sold by Donald Trump (R-NY) and his family. The Titanic stayed afloat longer than the Trump family’s reputation. The retail bloodbath began on February 3, when Nordstrom announced it was…

On Holocaust Remembrance Day, POTUS Forgets the Jews

(Washington, DC — January 28, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) marked the 72nd anniversary of International Holocaust Remembrance Day in a manner befitting an anti-Semite with neo-Nazi supporters. He neglected to name the religion of the Holocaust’s most-numerous victims: Jews. Not only was a reference to the religion missing from his proclamation, but Chancellor Squirrelhead…

First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

A Taiwanese Parade We Did Nazi Coming

(Hsinchu City, Taiwan — December 28, 2016) – Students at Taiwan’s Hsinchu Kuang Fu High School chose to honor the school’s 62nd anniversary with a parade complete with uniforms, banners, and a bit of goose-stepping. For whatever reason, they did Nazi their choice would cause an international Führer. The theme – honoring Adolf Hitler –…