Meshuga Atlanta Massacre Misinformation

(Atlanta, GA — February 9, 2017) – Believing he’s not already seen as an out-of-control, pathetic, lying hypocrite, Press Secretary of the Week Sean Spicer has added to the Trump (R-NY) administration’s lore of alternative facts by making up yet another domestic massacre in an attempt to scare the hell out of the American people.…

Atlanta Burning

(Houston, TX — February 6, 2017) – The Atlanta Falcons suffered a 34-28 defeat yesterday at the hands of the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI. It looks like Atlanta’s punishment is just beginning. The historic Super Bowl featured the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history (25 points; New England was down 28-3) as…

Trump Advisor Who Predicted Patriots Victory is a Real Doll

(Washington, DC — January 22, 2017) – Much was made of The Skeletal Kellyanne Conway’s attire during the inauguration of Donald Trump (R-NY). Investigators are now checking to see if her outfit may have a link to yet another scandal for the National Football League’s (NFL) New England Patriots. The Patriots knocked off the Pittsburgh…

Trump’s Willingness to Debate is Debatable

(Washington, DC — September 7, 2016) – After weeks of flip-flopping, interspersed with deafening silence, Donald Trump (R-NY) agreed to participate in the three presidential debates, slated for September and October, against Democratic rival Hillary Clinton (D-NY). Whether he will change his mind yet again is debatable. Squirrelhead Donald first complained that Democrats were rigging…

How’s It Going for Ryan in Cleveland? Just Terrible!

(July 18, 2016 — Nuremberg (formerly known as Cleveland), OH) – Given the fractured state of the Republican Party these days, above all else it needed its Republican National Convention to go off without a hitch. Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI) just shot that to hell. Standing in Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena, Eddie…

Gay Marriage Legalized as Resistance Continues

(Washington, DC — June 26, 2015) – By a 5-4 vote, the Supreme Court today decided in favor of gay marriage, bringing tears of joy to gay rights supporters and tears of anger and rage to conservatives and gay rights detractors. Same-sex couples rushed to courthouses all over America, applying for and being granted marriage…

Frat Falls Flat in Case of Race

(Norman, OK — March 10, 2015) – Average, ordinary, everyday Americans like to believe that the country is finally conquering the scourge of racism, bigotry, and hatred. For others, the song remains the same. Over the weekend, racist videos involving students from the University of Oklahoma (OU) came to light, featuring the following racist chants:…