How’s It Going for Ryan in Cleveland? Just Terrible!

(July 18, 2016 — Nuremberg (formerly known as Cleveland), OH) – Given the fractured state of the Republican Party these days, above all else it needed its Republican National Convention to go off without a hitch. Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI) just shot that to hell. Standing in Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena, Eddie…

For the NFL, the Beat Goes On

(New York, NY) – If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Unless you happen to be a football player in the National Football League (NFL), in which case literally beating ’em seems to be all the rage. Domestic violence is terrorism, plain and simple. It’s meant to terrorize spouses. It’s meant to terrorize children. These…

Janay Palmer Boils Over Rice Firing, Suspension

(Baltimore, MD) – President Obama (D-IL/Kenya) will deliver a major address tomorrow about the country’s response to the ISIS Islamic Fundamentalist threat. Ukraine finds itself under siege from Russia, as events continue to spiral out of control and NATO eyes its options. But none of these issues are as important as the one that came…

Rice Steamed by Latest Turn of Events

(Baltimore, MD) – Baltimore Raven Ray Rice thought he was in pretty good shape. The former Rutgers athlete was just about to complete his two-game, $529,411 suspension handed down by the National Football League (NFL). After beating the living crap out of fiancé Janay Palmer – leading to his two-game, $529,411 suspension – in an…

Rice Fried by Two-Game NFL Suspension

(Baltimore, MD) – Regarding the American judicial system, athletes in the National Football League (NFL) are among the luckiest citizens in this great country. They are afforded protections seen only in other major-league American sports leagues. And by Hollywood celebrities. And by murderers who are fortunate enough to have the money to pay lawyers-with-no-scruples to…