Arizona a Pain in the Assets

(Phoenix, AZ — February 23, 2017) – Tired of the daily protests against their Führer, Arizona state senators voted yesterday to violate the United States Constitution by violating their own constituents. SB1142 – the “Take Those Worthless Un-American Democrats and Shut ‘Em Down Act” – expands Arizona’s organized crime laws and applies them to average,…

D-Force – Coming Soon for an Immigrant Near You

(Washington, DC — February 18, 2017) – The Republican Flip-Flop Tour 2017 shows no sign of abating; if anything, it’s just now beginning to gather a full head of toxic steam. Both the Executive Branch (courtesy of Donald Trump (R-NY)) and Legislative Branch (courtesy of Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Mitch McConnell (R-KY)) are in full…

The King of Con Unleashes the Wrath of Khan

(Washington, DC — August 2, 2016) – At the Democratic National Convention on July 28, Khizr Khan addressed the gathering with a poignant and heartfelt speech. And had Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) kept his mouth shut, Khan would have had five minutes of fame. But Squirrelhead Donald can’t keep his mouth shut, so…

Anti-Gay Legislation Signed by Uganda, Nigeria; Arizona Could Be Next

(Kampala, Uganda) – Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni today signed sweeping anti-gay legislation into law. His signing of the law was greeted by both applause and sighs of relief from Ugandan officials. Under the new law, it is illegal not to report homosexual acts – or homosexuals – to authorities, ensuring that gays will have to…