D-Force – Coming Soon for an Immigrant Near You

(Washington, DC — February 18, 2017) – The Republican Flip-Flop Tour 2017 shows no sign of abating; if anything, it’s just now beginning to gather a full head of toxic steam. Both the Executive Branch (courtesy of Donald Trump (R-NY)) and Legislative Branch (courtesy of Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Mitch McConnell (R-KY)) are in full…

White House to California: Dam It!

(Washington, DC — February 13, 2017) – The danger posed from California’s Oroville Dam lessened a bit today, as the water level of Lake Oroville, about 75 miles north of Sacramento, dropped to allow everyone to take a step back from yesterday’s full-crisis mode. Reaction from the White House over the entire episode? Nothing. The…

Meshuga Atlanta Massacre Misinformation

(Atlanta, GA — February 9, 2017) – Believing he’s not already seen as an out-of-control, pathetic, lying hypocrite, Press Secretary of the Week Sean Spicer has added to the Trump (R-NY) administration’s lore of alternative facts by making up yet another domestic massacre in an attempt to scare the hell out of the American people.…

Manson on the Mend after Mystery Malady

(Corcoran, CA — January 7, 2017) – Charles Manson supporters worldwide breathed a sigh of relief today as word spread regarding the end of their savior’s recent hospitalization. Of course, their sigh of relief also meant his return to a lonely, solitary jail cell at the California State Prison, Corcoran. The 82-year-old inmate, mass-murderer, and 2016…

Eggs-citement over Racial Incitement at Denny’s

(Spartanburg, SC — December 31, 2016) – A popular restaurant chain with a history of discrimination and racism has embraced the supporters of the incoming administration of Donald Trump (R-NY). They’ve decided if you can’t lick ’em, join ’em. Denny’s, a multi-million dollar business, has decided to change its slogan to keep in line with…

Continental Divide

(New York, NY — November 11, 2016) – Thousands of Americans took to the streets on Wednesday and Thursday to protest the election of Donald Trump (R-NY) as the 45th President of the United States. Like it will matter. On Wednesday, Squirrelhead Donald called for reconciliation, but if these protests are any indication, that ship…

E-mailgate III Rains on Democrats’ Philadelphia Party

(Philadelphia, PA — July 25, 2016) – Three weeks ago, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) cleared presidential candidate Hillary Clinton (R-NY) of any wrongdoing with regard to her use of a private E-mail server located in her New York home’s basement. Clinton was no doubt relieved to put the whole questionable E-mail situation –…