For DC, Stella Leaves Much to be Desired

(Washington, DC — March 14, 2017) – As Winter Storm Stella continued to bear down upon the Northeast, the dire predictions issued for DC-area towns, cities, and counties appeared to be just that – predictions. Just 24 hours ago, local news outlets were predicting snow from the nor’easter totaling as much as 14″. But as…

DeVos Schooled

(Washington, DC — February 10, 2017) – Inexperienced and incompetent Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos tried to make things “business as usual” on Day One of her new post. Apparently, she’s too inexperienced and incompetent to know that it just wasn’t going to happen. Her agenda called for a visit to a public school in…

ARMAGEDDON!

(Washington, DC — January 20, 2017) – An adulterous, anti-Asian, anti-Catholic, anti-disabled, anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-obesity, anti-Semitic, anti-veteran, homophobic, Islamophobic, hypocritical, misogynistic, narcissistic, paranoid, pathologically lying, pro-Klan, psychopathic, racist, schizophrenic, small-membered, sociopathic, treasonous, xenophobic bully is now President of the United States. As the End Times are levied upon us, in Donald Trump (R-NY) America…

Congress to Build Trump’s Mexican “Great Wall” – and Make Americans Pay

(Washington, DC — January 6, 2017) – Throughout his presidential campaign, Donald Trump (R-NY) promised his legions of Trumpist Brownshirts that he would build a wall along America’s border with Mexico. Part of that promise included forcing Mexico to pay for its construction. To quote Rick Perry (R-TX): “Oops.” Congressional Republicans today began working on…

WUSA-9 Shines the Spotlight on an Uh-nfortunate Disease

(Washington, DC — December 8, 2016) – A team member from WUSA-9, Washington’s CBS affiliate, shares something special with the country’s 44th president. That’s not necessarily a good thing. Those who have listened to the countless non-scripted addresses and interviews given by President Obama (D-IL) since 2009 may have noticed his tendency to use an…

The King of Con Unleashes the Wrath of Khan

(Washington, DC — August 2, 2016) – At the Democratic National Convention on July 28, Khizr Khan addressed the gathering with a poignant and heartfelt speech. And had Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) kept his mouth shut, Khan would have had five minutes of fame. But Squirrelhead Donald can’t keep his mouth shut, so…

Ted Cruz Boldly Going Off the Deep End

(Washington, DC — July 27, 2015) – In an interview with The New York Times Magazine, presidential candidate Ted Cruz (R-TX/Canada) opined that the political leanings of Star Trek’s Captain James T. Kirk were “most likely” Republican, showing just how far off the reservation members of the Election 2016 POTUS Clown Car have gone. Calling…