New Debility Designated for Deplorables

(Chicago, IL — July 23, 2018) – Racism. Xenophobia. Trump Derangement Syndrome. Pedophilia. Anti-Semitism. Pathological Lying. Inbreeding. Diarrhea of the Mouth. Homophobia. Tourette Syndrome. Foot-in-Mouth Disease. The list of afflictions attributed to the nation’s Deplorables goes on and on and on. Now they’ve got one more to worry about. The American Medical Association (AMA) today…

Eggs-citement over Racial Incitement at Denny’s

(Spartanburg, SC — December 31, 2016) – A popular restaurant chain with a history of discrimination and racism has embraced the supporters of the incoming administration of Donald Trump (R-NY). They’ve decided if you can’t lick ’em, join ’em. Denny’s, a multi-million dollar business, has decided to change its slogan to keep in line with…

Michelle Obama Determined to Change FLOTUS to POTUS

(Chicago, IL — April 1, 2016) – Fearing a total collapse in the Democratic ticket for the November election, First Lady Michelle Obama (D-IL) declared her candidacy for President of the United States today. Her announcement was seen as an immediate threat to Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) campaign, which has struggled mightily against the insurgent campaign…

Where Will Obama’s Library Lie?

(Norfolk, NE) – July 4th is a time for family and friends. It’s a time for cookouts, trips to the beach, and parades. And it’s a time to commemorate the founding of the United States of America; the country just turned 238. Apparently, it’s also the time to slander the President of the United States…

Narrow Miss in Mississippi

(Jackson, MS) – Senator Thad Cochran (R-MS) declared victory last night in the tightest and meanest election taking place in Tuesday’s primaries. How mean? Cochran’s challenger, state Senator and Tea Partyist Chris McDaniel (R-MS), down by about 6,300 votes with 99% of the votes counted, refused to concede the election. “Just like [former Illinois Governor)…

Busy NTSB Copes with Fallout from Black Monday

(Washington, DC) – The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) has its hands full these days. March 24, 2014 appears to have been one of its busiest days ever. And its busy itinerary has the general public wondering just how safe mass transit is. The NTSB has been assisting officials with the three-week search for Malaysian Airlines…