Unfounded Paranoia Makes Shoppers a Faux Target at Targét

(Orlando, FL — February 27, 2017) – Skittish Targét shoppers continue to take solace in the few and the proud who are protecting them whenever nature calls. More than 11 months ago, on March 23, 2016, North Carolina enacted the Public Facilities Privacy & Security Act – commonly known as the Bathroom Bill, or HB2…

Eggs-citement over Racial Incitement at Denny’s

(Spartanburg, SC — December 31, 2016) – A popular restaurant chain with a history of discrimination and racism has embraced the supporters of the incoming administration of Donald Trump (R-NY). They’ve decided if you can’t lick ’em, join ’em. Denny’s, a multi-million dollar business, has decided to change its slogan to keep in line with…

Planning for Chronic Illness a Chronic Problem

(Rockville, MD — July 13, 2016) – Want to know how to deal with your chronic health problems? Interested in preparing for long-term care during your twilight years? The Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ) is offering assistance to average, ordinary, everyday Americans on both topics. Given today’s political climate, this planning seems more…

NWS Not Joking About Hurricane Joaquin

(Silver Spring, MD — October 1, 2015) – East Coast residents raided local grocery and hardware stores for bread, milk, toilet paper, and batteries as Hurricane Joaquin threatened to hit the area sometime this weekend. Joaquin quickly intensified from a tropical storm to a hurricane; its winds were clocked at 40mph Tuesday morning but were…

Electronic Resources Provide Papal Papers, Positions, Proselytizings to Parishioners

(Bethesda, MD — September 22, 2015) – Pope Francis’ itinerary during his first visit to the United States – which will take him to Washington, New York, and Philadelphia – is jam-packed. His schedule includes: an address to a joint session of Congress Mass at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception…

Rats! Cafeteria Closes as Feds are Forced to Forage for Food

(Rockville, MD — June 24, 2015) – The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is attempting to make its employees set a national example by eating healthier. Or not at all. FDA employees experienced a rude start to their day today when they discovered their cafeteria was no longer open for business. The Three White Flint…

For Some, Amtrak and America on the Wrong Track

(Philadelphia, PA — May 13, 2015) – A “horrific scene” greeted investigators and emergency personnel today as they combed through the wreckage of last night’s Amtrak derailment. Over 200 passengers and crew were injured, and at least seven died as the train – running from Washington, DC to New York – derailed around 9:30pm last…