New “Hellish” Dinosaur Amazes, Inspires, Offends

(New York, NY) – The world is still buzzing over the announcement of the newest dinosaur discovery. Or, perhaps “clucking” over the announcement would be more appropriate? Scientists this week announced the find of Anzu wyliei, a birdlike, feather-covered dinosaur that lived 68 million to 66 million years ago. Its remains were found in parts…

Ukraine, Crimea to Divorce? Crimea River!

(Simferopol, Ukraine) – Ukraine and Crimea may be getting a divorce after sixty years of marriage. Someone had better get a good lawyer. Crimea was “given” to Ukraine in 1954 by the Soviet Union. Sixty years later, Crimea’s pro-Russian lawmakers have voted to leave Ukraine and join Russia. To make the decision seem legitimate, on…

Dingell to Retire from Congress after 59 Years of Service

(Dearborn, MI) – House member John Dingell (D-MI), the longest-serving member of Congress in history, is calling it quits at the close of the 113th Congress. And the reason apparently has nothing to do with the 87-year-old’s health or the fear of losing the 2014 election. Given the two-year term for a member of the…