A Not-So-Super Tuesday for the GOP Establishment

(Washington, DC — March 2, 2016) – On March 5, 1992, cartoonist Jeff Danziger of The Christian Science Monitor drew “The Tsongas Pronunciation Guide (A Random Tsample)” in honor of that year’s Super Tuesday contest. Playing on Senator Paul Tsongas’ (D-MA) name, he said that “Tsuper Tsuesday” was a “big deal in the Tsouth.” Super…

Dental Malpractice

(Hwange, Zimbabwe — July 28, 2015) – A Minnesota dentist has more than just a toothache tonight as he faces international outrage over his killing of a lion during a hunting trip to Zimbabwe. Walter Palmer killed 13-year-old Cecil the Lion on or about July 1 while hunting at the Hwange National Park. While he…

Latest POTUS Candidate May Ensure a Female President in 2017

(Seneca, SC — May 20, 2015) – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has alluded to an intention to run for President of the United States in 2016. And that increases the odds that the next President will be a woman. While Graham’s official announcement won’t be made until June 1, political pundits immediately began musing about…