D-Force – Coming Soon for an Immigrant Near You

(Washington, DC — February 18, 2017) – The Republican Flip-Flop Tour 2017 shows no sign of abating; if anything, it’s just now beginning to gather a full head of toxic steam. Both the Executive Branch (courtesy of Donald Trump (R-NY)) and Legislative Branch (courtesy of Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Mitch McConnell (R-KY)) are in full…

To Boldly Go Where No Narcissist Has Gone Before

(Washington, DC — February 1, 2017) – Most of the world today marked the 14th anniversary of the destruction of the Space Shuttle Columbia with somber reflection. And then you have a narcissist’s point-of-view. Donald Trump (R-NY) offered specially-prepared remarks on the anniversary, expanded to include the recent anniversaries of other space tragedies. January 28…

Continental Divide

(New York, NY — November 11, 2016) – Thousands of Americans took to the streets on Wednesday and Thursday to protest the election of Donald Trump (R-NY) as the 45th President of the United States. Like it will matter. On Wednesday, Squirrelhead Donald called for reconciliation, but if these protests are any indication, that ship…

Obama Selects Garland for SCOTUS as #ImpeachThe54 Gains Traction

(Washington, DC — March 16, 2016) – President Obama (D-IL/Kenya) did an about-face today in selecting Merrick Garland, Chief Judge of the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit, to serve as the next Supreme Court Justice. Earlier reports had Obama selecting Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to fill the vacancy…

POTUS Sends Nominee for SCOTUS to Congress for a Votus

(Washington, DC — March 16, 2016) – In spite of persistent Congressional Republican threats, President Obama (D-IL/Kenya) will announce today at 11:00am his nominee to fill the vacant Supreme Court seat. And the choice will reportedly be hard for Congress to turn down. An opening on the Supreme Court became available on February 13, when…

A Not-So-Super Tuesday for the GOP Establishment

(Washington, DC — March 2, 2016) – On March 5, 1992, cartoonist Jeff Danziger of The Christian Science Monitor drew “The Tsongas Pronunciation Guide (A Random Tsample)” in honor of that year’s Super Tuesday contest. Playing on Senator Paul Tsongas’ (D-MA) name, he said that “Tsuper Tsuesday” was a “big deal in the Tsouth.” Super…

GOP Confirmed to be Against Confirming a New SCOTUS Justice

(Washington, DC — February 18, 2016) – True to form, Senate Republicans – dominated by frothing-at-the-mouth Tea Partyists – are vowing to block or vote down President Obama’s (D-IL/Kenya) nominee for the Supreme Court. And he hasn’t even nominated anyone yet. The SCOTUS seat was vacated with the passing of Justice Antonin Scalia on February…