Trouble Brewing for Starbucks over Trump Immigration Crisis

(Seattle, WA — January 30, 2017) Donald Trump’s (R-NY) ban on immigrants is having far-reaching consequences, many of which likely were not anticipated when the edict was handed down on January 27. For some, it’s working them into a froth not unlike the one found on your favorite latte. Many politicians, nations, and individuals have…

Continental Divide

(New York, NY — November 11, 2016) – Thousands of Americans took to the streets on Wednesday and Thursday to protest the election of Donald Trump (R-NY) as the 45th President of the United States. Like it will matter. On Wednesday, Squirrelhead Donald called for reconciliation, but if these protests are any indication, that ship…

Ryan is the Next Speaker

(Washington, DC — October 30, 2015) – Just in time for Halloween, amid much weeping and wailing, Paul Ryan (R-WI) became the 54th Speaker of the House yesterday. And the weeping and wailing didn’t come solely from outgoing Speaker John Boehner (R-OH). Facing a revolt from the misnomered and conservative House Freedom Caucus, “Weeper-In-Chief” Boehner…