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(New York, NY — November 9, 2016) – Americans have chosen an anti-Asian, anti-Catholic, anti-disabled, anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-obesity, anti-Semitic, anti-veteran, homophobic, hypocritical, misogynistic, narcissistic, paranoid, pathologically lying, pro-Klan, psychopathic, racist, schizophrenic, small-membered, sociopathic, treasonous, xenophobic bully as their 45th president. Polls had consistently shown Hillary Clinton (D-NY) winning the presidency with over a 90%…

Trump Attempts to Abort Abortion “Punishment” Comments

(Madison, WI — March 30, 2016) – Outspoken presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) gave himself a bit of whiplash today as he was forced to recant some controversial words about the fate of women seeking abortions. “The little voice inside his head should have been screaming ‘Abort! Abort!’ before he opened his mouth,” said a…

Walker Walks Away from Election 2016

(Madison, WI — September 21, 2015) – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker (R-WI) has suspended his presidential campaign, ending a 71-day campaign which never really got off the ground. Walker’s exit means there are only 15 remaining Republicans – as well as five Democrats and one Independent – vying for the highest office in the land,…

Anti-Semitism a “New Norm” in Wisconsin, Idaho

(Madison, WI — February 16, 2015) – Over the past few months, many Americans have watched in horror as violent acts of anti-Semitism are carried out in foreign lands. They deduced that something was rotten in Denmark on Sunday as a synagogue was attacked in Copenhagen. Now that the acts of anti-Semitism are on the…

Ryan Hopes to Balance Budget on the Backs of Feds, Elderly, and Indigent

(Washington, DC) – Just one day after Representative Paul Ryan (R-WI) released a proposal to reduce the Federal deficit, Democrats assailed the plan as unfairly targeting the poor, the indigent, and those who don’t make enough money to seriously contribute to either their lifestyles or their re-election campaigns. The Ryan Budget Plan would cut $5.1…