Unfounded Paranoia Makes Shoppers a Faux Target at Targét

(Orlando, FL — February 27, 2017) – Skittish Targét shoppers continue to take solace in the few and the proud who are protecting them whenever nature calls. More than 11 months ago, on March 23, 2016, North Carolina enacted the Public Facilities Privacy & Security Act – commonly known as the Bathroom Bill, or HB2…

Hate Still Great as Trump Administration Begins

(Cincinnati, OH — January 23, 2017) – During his inaugural address, Donald Trump (R-NY) spoke of “no fear” and putting “America first.” This apparently applies only to a select few of the 330,000,000 people living in the United States. For the rest of America’s citizenry, living under fear, thanks largely to Chancellor Squirrelhead’s major supporters…

Trump’s Top Advisors Represent the Cream of the Racist Crop

(New York, NY — November 17, 2016) – One might think the surprises would have ended a week ago with the declaration of Donald Trump (R-NY) as President-Elect of the United States. As Squirrelhead Donald would say: “WRONG!” As his cabinet takes shape – in spite of spirited infighting and purging – it seems that…

Trump Chooses Pence Over Pounds

(Washington, DC — July 15, 2016) – Thirteen months after he announced his candidacy for President of the United States, and seven weeks after securing the necessary 1,237 delegates to presumably be the Republican nominee, Donald Trump (R-NY) has chosen Indiana Governor Mike Pence (R-IN) as his running mate. Pence became a hero of the…

Conspiracy Theorists Conspire About What Made Scalia Expire

(Marfa, TX — February 16, 2016) – Three days after the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, it seems that the questions keep multiplying exponentially as more facts are revealed. And the nation’s conspiracy theorists are happier than Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas enjoying a can of Coke. The 79-year-old Scalia was found dead…

Davis Free from Prison, Not Free to Deny Marriage Licenses

(Rowan County, KY — September 9, 2015) – After serving time in prison for defying Supreme Court precedent and not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples, Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis (D-KY) was freed yesterday. She was greeted by a throng of cheering supporters, including her second (and fourth) husband, Joe “Old Redneck Hillbilly” Davis,…

Editorial: A Potential Compromise on the Confederate Flag Conundrum

I believe the time is ripe for us to step back for a moment from the latest hysteria involving the latest Confederate flag controversy. Yes, what Dylann Roof did was morally repugnant and completely reprehensible, but he didn’t commit mass-murder because a Confederate flag told him to do so. He committed mass-murder because he’s a…