Mueller to Noodle Around Trump-Russia Connection

(Washington, DC — May 18, 2017) – Former Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Robert Mueller III was named as a special counsel yesterday by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, tasked to investigate Russia’s collusion with Donald Trump (R-NY) and his associates, including but not limited to interference in the 2016 presidential election. Sane Americans…

National Insecurity

(Washington, DC — February 14, 2017) – Flynngate hit a fever pitch today following last night’s resignation of Michael Flynn as Donald Trump’s (R-NY) National Security Advisor after just 24 days on the job. And the mounting evidence shows him to be a real Flynn-Flan Man. Flynn had multiple contacts with Sergey Kislyak, the Russian…

Continental Divide

(New York, NY — November 11, 2016) – Thousands of Americans took to the streets on Wednesday and Thursday to protest the election of Donald Trump (R-NY) as the 45th President of the United States. Like it will matter. On Wednesday, Squirrelhead Donald called for reconciliation, but if these protests are any indication, that ship…

Editorial: Endorsement of Donald Trump

FLATLINE is proud to endorse Donald Trump (R-NY). But not for President of the United States of America. The list of fine, upstanding publications which have endorsed Squirrelhead Donald for POTUS is quite thin: the Antelope Valley Press (Palmdale, CA); the Florida Times-Union (Jacksonville, FL); the Las Vegas Review-Journal; the Santa Barbara News-Press; the St.…

From Russia without Love

(New York, NY — August 15, 2016) – As the walls continue to close in on and collapse upon Donald Trump (R-NY), one has to wonder what he’s drinking nowadays to take the edge off. New revelations indicate Squirrelhead Donald’s drink of preference is likely vodka. His ties to Russia – and inviting Russia to…

Treasonous Trump Tosses Wide Nyet with Russia

(Off the Reservation, FL — July 27, 2016) – Presidential candidate Donald Trump (R-NY) has endorsed espionage against his main opponent, Hillary Clinton (D-NY). By definition, that’s treason. Between E-mailgate and E-mailgate III, Clinton and the Democratic Party have had a lot on their plate. Regarding E-mailgate III, however, there have been rumblings about Russia being…