Hindenburg 80th Anniversary is a Blast from the Past

(Lakehurst, NJ — May 6, 2017) – Ceremonies today marked the 80th anniversary of the destruction of the German dirigible Hindenburg. And, like everything else in 2017, the anniversary took on political overtones, making it a hot time for many. On May 6, 1937, the 804-foot-long Hindenburg, owned and operated by Nazi Germany and en…

Atlanta Burning

(Houston, TX — February 6, 2017) – The Atlanta Falcons suffered a 34-28 defeat yesterday at the hands of the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI. It looks like Atlanta’s punishment is just beginning. The historic Super Bowl featured the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history (25 points; New England was down 28-3) as…

Don’t Know Much about Black History Month

(Washington, DC — February 2, 2017) – The Trump administration today committed a dual faux pas in trying to be respectful in honoring Black History Month. “Chancellor Squirrelhead” and “respect” don’t exactly go together. At a Black History month event, Chancellor Squirrelhead invoked the name of abolitionist Frederick Douglass: “Frederick Douglass is an example of…

First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

47%

(Washington, DC — March 16, 2015) – “A house divided against itself cannot stand.” So said Senate candidate Abraham Lincoln on June 16, 1858. The reference was to America being divided as half-slave and half-free. Less than three years later, the country split in two and went to war to decide that very notion. Almost…

Brian Williams Suspended by NBC – No Lie

(New York, NY — February 10, 2015) – NBC today suspended Brian Williams, its lead anchor and host of NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams, for six months without pay. And, as part of his punishment, the show will be re-named NBC Nightly Lies with Brian Williams upon his return. Friends, family, and supporters immediately…

ISIS Tearing Iraq Apart While Infighting May Tear ISIS Apart

(Baghdad, Iraq) – Can’t all Islamic Fundamentalists get along? Apparently not. The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), which continues to run roughshod through Iraq, is considered too extreme for Al-Qaeda. Even Iran, the Islamic Fundamentalist republic that uses term like “The Great Satan” and “The Zionist Entity” to refer to its sworn enemies,…