Michelle Obama Determined to Change FLOTUS to POTUS

(Chicago, IL — April 1, 2016) – Fearing a total collapse in the Democratic ticket for the November election, First Lady Michelle Obama (D-IL) declared her candidacy for President of the United States today. Her announcement was seen as an immediate threat to Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) campaign, which has struggled mightily against the insurgent campaign…

Walker Walks Away from Election 2016

(Madison, WI — September 21, 2015) – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker (R-WI) has suspended his presidential campaign, ending a 71-day campaign which never really got off the ground. Walker’s exit means there are only 15 remaining Republicans – as well as five Democrats and one Independent – vying for the highest office in the land,…

Ted Cruz Boldly Going Off the Deep End

(Washington, DC — July 27, 2015) – In an interview with The New York Times Magazine, presidential candidate Ted Cruz (R-TX/Canada) opined that the political leanings of Star Trek’s Captain James T. Kirk were “most likely” Republican, showing just how far off the reservation members of the Election 2016 POTUS Clown Car have gone. Calling…

Cruz Control

(Lynchburg, VA — March 23, 2015) – United States Senator Ted Cruz announced his candidacy for president today at Liberty University. He’s the first Canadian citizen to do so in the country’s 238-year history. Given his Tea Partyist leanings, and given the Christian Fundamentalist tilt of Liberty University, Cruz (R-TX/Canada) staked out his ultra-conservative credentials…

Winter Storm Juno a No-Snow for Many

(Washington, DC — January 28, 2015) – As the Northeastern United States endured the wrath of Winter Storm Juno, many marveled at the intensely accurate and intricate forecast provided both by the National Weather Service (NWS) and local weathermen – and how they could be so far off the mark. In fact, they’re all batting…

Hard to Beliebe

(New York, NY) – Another day, another apology from superstar Justin Bieber. Again. Bieber is no stranger to controversy. On January 23, he was apprehended in Florida for drag-racing while DUI – without a license. For whatever reason, the DUI episode garnered much more attention than the incident of April 12, 2013, when Bieber visited…