First Inaugural Address of Chancellor Squirrelhead, Illegitimate POTUS

(Washington, DC — January 18, 2017) – The following is an advance copy of Donald Trump’s (R-NY) first inaugural address, which will be delivered to an audience of hundreds worldwide on January 20, 2017. It was obtained at great risk and at a great price; many Bothans died to bring us this information. My fellow…

Editorial: A Potential Compromise on the Confederate Flag Conundrum

I believe the time is ripe for us to step back for a moment from the latest hysteria involving the latest Confederate flag controversy. Yes, what Dylann Roof did was morally repugnant and completely reprehensible, but he didn’t commit mass-murder because a Confederate flag told him to do so. He committed mass-murder because he’s a…