To Russia with Love

(Helsinki, Finland — July 16, 2018) – Chancellor Squirrelhead’s capitulation to Perestroika Putie at their Helsinki summit #TreasonSummit was thorough and complete, cementing his status as the worst president in American history. Not that he had to try very hard. Perestroika Putie has been let off the hook with regard to rigging the 2016 presidential…

Crimea Claims Success in Secession Vote

(Simferopol, Ukraine) – Crimeans overwhelmingly “voted” today to secede from Ukraine, raising the specter of a messy divorce and additional military action by Russia and increased sanctions by the West. The referendum, scheduled just 10 days ago, was seen as a mere formality giving tacit approval to a Russian invasion and takeover of this region…