To Russia with Love

(Helsinki, Finland — July 16, 2018) – Chancellor Squirrelhead’s capitulation to Perestroika Putie at their Helsinki summit #TreasonSummit was thorough and complete, cementing his status as the worst president in American history. Not that he had to try very hard. Perestroika Putie has been let off the hook with regard to rigging the 2016 presidential…

For What Else Can the GOP Blame Obama? Pearl Harbor!

(Honolulu, HI — December 7, 2016) – Americans today solemnly reflected on the 75th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Well, most Americans. The surprise attack on that Sunday morning in 1941 drew the United States into World War II. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt (D-NY) referred to December 7, 1941, as “a date…

Politics Poisons Solemn Anniversary of Atomic Bombings

(Hiroshima, Japan — August 6, 2015) – The world today reflected on the 70th anniversary of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima. In addition to ordinary citizens and historians, American presidential candidates also weighed in on the day which ushered in the era of nuclear war. For some, the use of the atomic bomb on a…

Mitsubishi Offers Apologies and Great Deals

(Los Angeles, CA — July 22, 2015) – Japanese Corporate giant Mitsubishi proved on Monday that it’s never too late to offer an apology. Even if it takes 70 years. On July 20, top executives from Mitsubishi Materials came to Los Angeles and offered in-person apologies to James Murphy, a 94-year-old World War II veteran…

Baltimore Burning

(Baltimore, MD — April 28, 2015) – Baltimore yesterday endured its worst episode of rioting since 1968, leading Governor Larry Hogan (R-MD) to call out the National Guard as property damage and injuries mounted. This seems to be the latest take on “Mourning in America.” As the crowd dispersed from the funeral of Freddie Gray…

Congress Listens as Netanyahu Goes Nuclear

(Washington, DC — March 3, 2015) – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu finally gave his long-awaited – and much criticized – speech to a joint session of Congress today. Make that 89% of a joint session of Congress. If the purpose of the speech was to warn Congress about Iran’s nuclear ambitions, cause a diplomatic…

Where in the World is Malaysian Airlines MH370?

(Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) – The search for Malaysian Airlines MH370 continues. With no concrete information available after a week of searching, the world hasn’t been confronted with a similar situation since the disappearance of Amelia Earhart’s Lockheed Electra in 1937. Disappearing one week ago, the Boeing 777-200 took off with 239 people aboard bound for…