Pence to Nicaragua: L’Chaim!

(Washington, DC — February 26, 2017) – Mike Pence (R-IN) has promised unwavering American support for Israel. Unfortunately, he apparently believes Israel is located in Central America, not the Middle East. On Friday, Pence addressed the Republican Jewish Coalition in Las Vegas (NV), hitting on such crowd-pleasing themes as support for peace with the Palestinians…

Trump Uses Electoral College to Combat Anti-Semitism

(Washington, DC — February 15, 2017) – At today’s press conference, standing side-by-side with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump (R-NY) made two very important policy statements. Oy vey. Regarding the issue of peace in the Middle East, and specifically between Israelis and Palestinians, Chancellor Squirrelhead chose to eschew the two-state solution – a…

A Negated New Year’s for Gaza

(Gaza City, Palestinian Territories — January 1, 2016) – Palestinians in the Gaza Strip were banned from celebrating the start of 2016 by their fanatical Islamic Fundamentalist overlords. Which century the rulers are living in is a matter for debate. Hamas, the Islamic Fundamentalist terrorist organization that took control of Gaza in 2006 issued the…

Indiana’s Religious Freedom Act Makes Sense to a Dense Pence

(Indianapolis, IN — March 30, 2015) – Indiana state legislators are working overtime to quell the anger from Governor Mike Pence’s (R-IN) signing of controversial “religious freedom” legislation – legislation many claim can be used to justify homophobia, racism, and prejudice. Showing the depth of his cluelessness, Pence says he’s surprised by the visceral reaction…

White House on Netanyahu Win: “Oy Vey!”

(Tel Aviv, Israel — March 20, 2015) – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was re-elected Tuesday, pulling off an impressive come-from-behind victory. Many attributed the victory to Netanyahu’s political experience and savvy. But for others, the numbers simply don’t add up. Netanyahu trailed his opponent, Isaac Herzog, up until the evening before Election Day. Desperately…

European Towns Cope with Centuries-Old Offensive Names

(Paris, France) – If you suddenly found out your town’s name – a name going back for centuries – was offensive to a particular religious or ethnic group, would you change it? Maybe. Maybe not. Such is the discussion over France’s La Mort aux Juifs, a tiny hamlet a mere 70 miles from Paris. The…

Again!

(The Hague, Netherlands) – You wouldn’t think that a terrorist organization branded as “too radical” by Al-Qaeda would have many supporters. You wouldn’t think that a terrorist organization responsible for over-running and capturing multiple Iraqi cities would have many supporters. You wouldn’t think that a terrorist organization responsible for committing a war crime – executing…