From Russia without Love

(New York, NY — August 15, 2016) – As the walls continue to close in on and collapse upon Donald Trump (R-NY), one has to wonder what he’s drinking nowadays to take the edge off. New revelations indicate Squirrelhead Donald’s drink of preference is likely vodka. His ties to Russia – and inviting Russia to…

Chernobyl 30th Anniversary a Cause for Celebration

(Kiev, Ukraine — April 26, 2016) – The world paused today and celebrated the 30th anniversary of the worst commercial nuclear disaster in history. The Chernobyl nuclear power plant, located here in Kiev, exploded on April 26, 1986, irradiating much of Ukraine, Belarus, Russia and Europe. As Ukraine was part of the secretive Soviet Union…

What I Did on My Summer Vacation

(Kiev, Ukraine) – As Labor Day passes, children in the United States can now look forward to a promising, fun-filled school year. One of their first assignments will undoubtedly be papers and/or presentations focusing on what they did during their summer vacations. As it turns out, members of the Russian military are able to do…

Russia, Ukraine Complain about Shoot Down of Plane

(Kiev, Ukraine) – Just four months after a Malaysian Airlines jet went missing, the company is once again in the news. And, like last time, it’s not in a good way. Malaysian Airlines MH17 was shot down today, over the Ukrainian village of Torez, with a surface-to-air missile. MH17, a Boeing 777-200 en route to…

Panettiere’s Wedding Plans Kaput Due to Ukrainian Crisis

(Kiev, Ukraine) – As events in Ukraine continue to spiral out of control, international observers have become even more worried as the violence has now claimed a new victim. And multiple countries are crying foul. As Russian-backed paramilitary thugs continue to stir up resentment for the Ukrainian interim government, buildings have been taken over, people…

Cafeteria Commemorates Calamity of Chernobyl: Special Menu Offered for Anniversary

(Bethesda, MD) – The NLM Cafeteria, commonly known as the Eat-‘N-Runs, joined the world in commemorating the 20th anniversary of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, though it is unknown how many cafeterias worldwide paused to remember the important date in history. The Chernobyl nuclear power plant, located in Kiev, Ukraine, exploded on April 26, 1986, irradiating…