Dr. Carson

Sung to the tune of “Dr. Shrinker”
© 2016

Ben Carson (R-MI)

Ben Carson
(R-MI)

Dr. Carson, Dr. Carson,
He’s a madman with an evil brain,
Dr. Carson, Dr. Carson,
He’s a psycho surgeon who’s insane.

Once he tried to hit his mom,
Took up a hammer to smash her head,
Then he tried to stab his friend,
He failed at both ’cause neither are dead!

Dr. Carson, Dr. Carson,
He’s a madman and a total dud,
Dr. Carson, Dr. Carson,
Pretty soon he’ll be the head of HUD.

Dr. Carson!!!