Of Corpse It’s Metro!

WMATA: Metro Opens Wallets

Sung to the tune of the theme from “Mister Ed”
© 2016

A corpse is a corpse,
Of course, of course,
And no one can ride with a corpse
Of course,
That is, of course,
Unless the corpse
Is riding Metrorail!

WMATA: November 3, 2004

WMATA
November 3, 2004

Go right to the source
And ask the corpse,
But they won’t respond
And you might get hoarse,
So exit the train at the next concourse,
Riding Metrorail!

You might be complaining of the high fares
And constant breakdowns and delays,
But none of these things seem to bother the corpse
‘Cause he’s been dead for days!

A corpse is a corpse,
Of course, of course,
And no one can ride with a corpse
Of course,
That is, of course,
Unless the corpse
Is ri–ding Me–tro–rail!


 

 

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