She Came in Through the Bathroom Window

Sung to the tune of “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window”
© 2013

Oscar Pistorius

Oscar Pistorius

She came in through the bathroom window,
She tends to do that a whole lot,
But she surprised the legless runner,
And that is how she wound up shot.

Didn’t anybody tell her?
Didn’t anybody see?
When she sat down on the toilet
She might be shot before she’d pee?

She said she wasn’t an intruder,
She tried her best not to surprise,
But that went by the legless runner,
‘Cause she was shot between the eyes.

“Not guilty!” claimed the legless runner,
It was an accident, for sure,
And in spite of her loud screaming,
He fired and put four bullets in her.

Didn’t anybody tell her?
Didn’t anybody see?
When she sat down on the toilet
She might be shot before she’d pee?

Oh yeah …


 

  • Citations:
    • She Came in Through the Bathroom Window: Re-written for Oscar Pistorius. FLATLINE Blog 2013 Feb 21.