NC Shark Attack Mystery Solved After Consuming Residents for Weeks

(Rodanthe, NC — July 3, 2015) – After weeks of exhaustive research and millions of dollars spent, Federal officials have determined the cause of 15 recent shark attacks off the coast of North Carolina. Sharks. “We have concluded that the shark attacks could only have been caused by sharks,” said a spokesman for the Fish…

Spielberg May Face Murder Charges

(Los Angeles, CA) – A controversial photograph of director Steven Spielberg surfaced today, threatening to undermine his legacy as one of the greatest filmmakers of all time. At issue is Spielberg’s involvement with an animal that died – 66 million years ago. The posting on Facebook, which has since gone viral, shows Spielberg sitting in…