“What About NATO?”

(Brussels, Belgium — July 11, 2018) – When being interviewed by Geraldo Rivera in 1988, former presidential candidate Charles Manson asked, “What about NATO?” Thirty years later, that’s what everyone is asking. Instead of doing the sensible thing and disinviting him, NATO heads of state gave a warm greeting to Chancellor Squirrelhead at this week’s…

On Holocaust Remembrance Day, POTUS Forgets the Jews

(Washington, DC — January 28, 2017) – Donald Trump (R-NY) marked the 72nd anniversary of International Holocaust Remembrance Day in a manner befitting an anti-Semite with neo-Nazi supporters. He neglected to name the religion of the Holocaust’s most-numerous victims: Jews. Not only was a reference to the religion missing from his proclamation, but Chancellor Squirrelhead…

From Russia without Love

(New York, NY — August 15, 2016) – As the walls continue to close in on and collapse upon Donald Trump (R-NY), one has to wonder what he’s drinking nowadays to take the edge off. New revelations indicate Squirrelhead Donald’s drink of preference is likely vodka. His ties to Russia – and inviting Russia to…

Chernobyl 30th Anniversary a Cause for Celebration

(Kiev, Ukraine — April 26, 2016) – The world paused today and celebrated the 30th anniversary of the worst commercial nuclear disaster in history. The Chernobyl nuclear power plant, located here in Kiev, exploded on April 26, 1986, irradiating much of Ukraine, Belarus, Russia and Europe. As Ukraine was part of the secretive Soviet Union…

Holocaust Anniversary to be Commemorated, Celebrated, Shunned

(Auschwitz, Poland — January 27, 2015) – Most of the world is getting ready to commemorate the 70th anniversary of International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Others are planning to celebrate, and still others are planning to deny. First commemorated 10 years ago, the date was chosen to mark the anniversary of the Soviet liberation of the…

What I Did on My Summer Vacation

(Kiev, Ukraine) – As Labor Day passes, children in the United States can now look forward to a promising, fun-filled school year. One of their first assignments will undoubtedly be papers and/or presentations focusing on what they did during their summer vacations. As it turns out, members of the Russian military are able to do…