Federal Bureau of Investigations
(Washington, DC — May 19, 2017) – Over the past two weeks, the White House has produced at least one new scandal – or added to an existing scandal – each day. Today was no exception. Two days ago, Robert Mueller III, the former head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), was hired as…
(Washington, DC — May 18, 2017) – Former Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Robert Mueller III was named as a special counsel yesterday by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, tasked to investigate Russia’s collusion with Donald Trump (R-NY) and his associates, including but not limited to interference in the 2016 presidential election. Sane Americans…
(Washington, DC — May 10, 2017) – October 20, 1973, is known for the Saturday Night Massacre. Thanks to Donald Trump (R-NY), May 9, 2017, will forever be known as the Tuesday Night Massacre. On October 20, 1973, President Richard Nixon (R-CA), neck-deep in the Watergate scandal, ordered the firing of Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald…
(Washington, DC — March 1, 2017) – In his address to a joint session of Congress last night, Donald Trump (R-NY) made his feelings about the country’s illegal immigrants crystal-clear. As if there were any questions about his feelings before last night’s speech. In mid-February, Chancellor Squirrelhead and Paul Ryan (R-WI) flip-flopped on the topic…
(Washington, DC — February 14, 2017) – Flynngate hit a fever pitch today following last night’s resignation of Michael Flynn as Donald Trump’s (R-NY) National Security Advisor after just 24 days on the job. And the mounting evidence shows him to be a real Flynn-Flan Man. Flynn had multiple contacts with Sergey Kislyak, the Russian…
(Philadelphia, PA — July 25, 2016) – Three weeks ago, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) cleared presidential candidate Hillary Clinton (R-NY) of any wrongdoing with regard to her use of a private E-mail server located in her New York home’s basement. Clinton was no doubt relieved to put the whole questionable E-mail situation –…
(Charleston, WV — July 18, 2016) – After an 80-year absence, West Virginia Delegate Michael Folk (R-WV) apparently wants to re-introduce public hangings in the United States. And Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is first in line for the gallows. Speaking like a true Trumpist Brownshirt – or a frothing-at-the-mouth Tea Partyist – Folk recently spoke out…
(New York, NY — July 28, 2015) – Angered by the slow pace of the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) probe into rape allegations against Bill Cosby, New York Magazine ran a piece on Sunday featuring the stories of 36 alleged victims. Predictably, the FBI was none too pleased, arguing that such an article taints…
(Rockville, MD — June 24, 2015) – The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is attempting to make its employees set a national example by eating healthier. Or not at all. FDA employees experienced a rude start to their day today when they discovered their cafeteria was no longer open for business. The Three White Flint…
(New York, NY) – At 77, Bill Cosby had already attained entertainment immortality from his decades of work. He was looking at two new jobs, one with NBC, the other with Netflix. How quickly things change when your moral foundation is equivalent to a bowl of Jell-O placed on the San Andreas Fault. As Cosby faces…
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